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Phar Lap-Inspired Ejaculating Dildo Ride

Saddle up and unleash the stallion! This Phar Lap-inspired horse dildo is hung, heaving, and ready to shoot—take the reins for a wild, squirting ride you won’t forget.

Regular price $77.99
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Colour: Brown & Pink
Insertable Length: 21.5
Largest Insert Diameter: 5.7

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Why buy from BeastGasm? 🐙

Let’s Get One Thing Straight: 🐙 Our Toys Deliver Mind-Blowing Orgasms. Period.

That’s the real reason you’re here, right? Whether you’re riding solo or getting steamy with your partner, our handcrafted pleasure tools are built to turn up the heat and blow your freakin’ mind. We’re talking toe-curling, sheet-grabbing, can’t-stop-won’t-stop kind of bliss.

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  • 15+ Years of Trusty, Discreet Shipping – No awkward mail moments. Just pleasure, delivered like a secret weapon.
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  • Sexy Prices, Juicy Promos – We believe intense pleasure shouldn’t come with an outrageous price tag.
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🐙 So go ahead—explore, play, and experience the kind of orgasms your group chat can’t handle.You deserve it.

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  • Plain, boring outer packaging – Looks like socks. Definitely not a monster dildo.
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  • Return label? It’ll simply say it’s from BeastGasm, LLC—not “The Tentacle Toy You Can’t Stop Thinking About.”

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How To Use This Toy:

• Orgasmic fantasy meets equine intensity! Slide this realistic horse dildo inside and feel every bulging inch of the 21.5 cm (8.46”) insertable shaft stretch you wide. Fill the 100ml syringe or 50ml bulb with warm water (or lube), then prepare for that sweet, satisfying release. With every thrust, you’re in control of the climax—dribble, squirt, or flood! Explore water-based lubes here.

• Let your imagination run wild in the shower, bath, or bedroom—its suction cup base locks in tight for hands-free fun. Pair it with a harness for mounted action or ride it solo like a true thoroughbred. The ultra-smooth, body-safe platinum silicone glides effortlessly while keeping the experience safe, hypoallergenic, and toe-curlingly good.

• Perfect for those who crave visual and filling stimulation. Picture it: you’re deep in your ride, the knot teasing your entrance, and then—bam—an explosion of pleasure as the cumtube does its magic. Want more realism? Combine it with your favorite lube and watch the fantasy come to life.

What Makes It Awesome

Ejaculating Function – Realistic squirting action

Inspired by Phar Lap – Fantasy meets legend

Platinum Silicone – Medical-grade & body-safe

Powerful Suction Cup – Hands-free ride anytime

Waterproof & Easy to Clean – Bathtime-friendly fun

Customizable Ejaculation – Includes 100ml syringe & 50ml bulb

Thick, Realistic Design – Built for stretch lovers

Ordering Details

Total Size: 25.5cm / 10.04”

Insertable Length: 21.5cm / 8.46”

Diameter: 5.7cm / 2.24”

Weight: Approx. 607g / 1.34 lbs

Brand: BeastGasm

Care & Maintenance

• Wash with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner before and after use.

• Ensure the cumtube is flushed clean after each session.

• Air dry thoroughly and store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

• Use only water-based lubricants to preserve the premium silicone.

🐙 BeastGasm

At BeastGasm, safety isn’t sexy—but it’s non-negotiable. Every toy is crafted from medical-grade platinum silicone and goes through serious testing to make sure your monster play is as safe as it is satisfying.

No phthalates. No latex. No BPA. No BS. Just hypoallergenic, skin-safe fantasy fun you can trust.

Unleash the beast—responsibly.

Precision Meets Pleasure

We bring fantasies to life with cutting-edge 3D printing, perfecting every curve and ridge before creating the final mold. Each piece is handmade with 100% body-safe materials—because your pleasure deserves nothing less than perfection.

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