US Privacy Policy

We know your fantasies are wild, but your privacy is sacred. So, let’s talk about how we handle your personal info at BeastGasm.com. Spoiler alert: We keep it locked up tighter than a dragon’s hoard.

This policy (along with our terms of use and any other relevant documents) outlines exactly how we process your personal info—whether you give it to us directly, or we collect it through other magical (but totally legal) means. Keep reading, it’s worth it.

What Information Do We Collect?

We’re not just nosy—we’re serious about making your experience with us top-notch. Here’s the info we might collect:

  1. Info You Provide to Us

    When you fill out forms, register, place orders, or chat with us through phone, email, or carrier pigeon (just kidding, we stick to digital), we collect your details. This could include your name, address, email, phone number, and even your credit card information—so we can get that hot new toy to you, stat.

  2. Technical Info (The Geeky Stuff)

    We track things like your computer’s IP address, browser type, and how you interact with our site (like what products you’re ogling and how long you linger). This helps us understand how you’re using our site so we can make it even more irresistible. All this data is anonymized, so we don’t know exactly who you are, but we can still get a good idea of your preferences.

Cookies: Not Just for Monsters

Like a good companion, cookies help us remember your shopping cart and personalize your experience. We also use them to analyze how you’re interacting with our site so we can keep improving.

Don’t worry—these cookies don’t store any personally identifiable info. Just a little digital snack to make your experience better.

If you’re not a fan of cookies (we get it, not everyone likes sweets), you can always clear them. Here’s how.

Emails: No Spam, Just Pleasure

After you place an order, we’ll email you to confirm everything. We’ll also let you know about loyalty perks, special offers, and maybe even a cheeky promotion. But we promise—your info stays between us. We won’t sell your email or hand it off to anyone else for marketing purposes, except our delivery partners if we need to get your order to you.

And when your order’s all wrapped up, we’ll send you one final email asking you to rate your experience. Tell us how we did—good, bad, or wickedly amazing.

You can unsubscribe from our email list anytime. Just click the unsubscribe link in any email or reach out to our customer care squad, and we’ll handle the rest.

How We Use Your Personal Information

Your personal info is like gold to us, and we use it only for a few specific purposes:

  • To make your shopping experience at BeastGasm even better

  • To process your order and ensure it gets to you fast

  • With your permission, to let you know about new products or offers that’ll make your wildest dreams come true

Who Gets Your Information?

We’re not into sharing—unless it’s absolutely necessary. Here’s who might get your personal info:

  1. Service Providers

    We work with some incredible third-party partners (think hosting, order processing, payment gateways, marketing gurus, and more). These partners may need access to some of your info to help us serve you better. But don’t worry—we only let them use it for the purposes of your order, not for selling you stuff you didn’t ask for.

  2. Third Parties Like Google Analytics

    We may share your info with third parties like Google Analytics to help us understand how our site is performing and how we can improve. But don’t worry—no one’s out there tracking your every move for the fun of it.

We Don’t Sell Your Info. Ever.

That’s right, your secrets are safe with us. We don’t sell your personal info to anyone, ever. We might share it in special situations (like when working with third-party services), but rest assured, we take steps to ensure that it’s only used for the right reasons.

Your privacy is just as important to us as your pleasure. Rest assured, we handle your information with the utmost care—so you can focus on what really matters.

Got any questions? Reach out to us anytime. We’ve got your back.