Let’s Bust This Nut Wide Open

Where would we be without dildos? Since ancient times, humans have been crafting dick-shaped delights out of whatever they could find—wood, stone, you name it. (Maybe that’s why it’s called the ‘Stone’ Age? 🤔) Fast forward a few thousand years, and we’re still at it, but now with hyper-realistic textures, skin-like materials, and even the ability to cum on command—welcome to the world of ejaculating dildos!

If you’ve ever dreamed of a dildo that doesn’t just fill you up but also lets you control the moment of ‘release,’ then you’re in for a treat. But what exactly are ejaculating dildos, and how do they work? Let’s dive deep into the sticky details.

What’s an Ejaculating Dildo?

An ejaculating dildo is exactly what it sounds like—a dildo designed to shoot a liquid of your choice when you decide it’s time to nut. These squirting schlongs feature an internal tube system that can be filled with any jizz-like liquid, making them perfect for those who love a realistic touch in their play.

Who Needs an Ejaculating Dildo?

• Lovers of realism – If you want your dildo to finish the job, this is the toy for you.

• Breeding and cumplay enthusiasts – Get the visual without the baby-making.

• People with erectile dysfunction – Experience the satisfaction of ‘finishing’ without the pressure.

• Anyone curious enough to see what the hype is about – Seriously, these things are fun as hell.

How Do Ejaculating Dildos Work?

There are three main types of squirting dildos:

1. The Syringe Method

The most common and easiest to use, these dildos come with a syringe that you fill with your favorite ‘nut juice’ (we’ll get into what liquids work best later). When the moment’s right, just give it a squeeze and watch the magic happen.

2. The Pump Method

These feature an internal pump, often hidden in the balls for added realism. You submerge the dildo’s tip in liquid, squeeze the pump to suck up the fluid, and when you’re ready—bam!—it shoots out in glorious splendor.

3. The Remote-Control Method

For those who want a hands-free explosion, some high-end models feature electronic mechanisms that let you trigger the climax at the push of a button. Pricey? Yes. Worth it for the theatrics? Absolutely.

What Liquids Can You Use? (And What to Avoid!)

Before you get too trigger-happy, let’s talk about what fluids work best—and what to steer clear of.

The Dil-Dos:

✅ Water-based lube – The easiest, safest, and most realistic option.

✅ Edible liquids (milk, juice, coffee) – If you can drink it, you can probably squirt it.

✅ DIY cum recipes – There are plenty of fake cum tutorials online if you want to get creative.

✅ Real semen – If that’s your thing, go for it! Just be sure it’s fresh and safe.

The Dil-Don’ts:

❌ Thick or chunky substances (mashed potatoes, honey, yogurt) – Clogged tubes = no fun.

❌ Alcohol – It burns. Don’t do it.

❌ Boiling hot liquids – Your body will hate you for this mistake.

How to Have Fun With Your Squirting Dildo

Now that you’re locked, loaded, and ready to blast, here are some ways to put your new toy to good use:

🔥 Pegging – Strap it on and give your partner the full experience.

🔥 Real-feel oral fantasies – Get that creamy finish you’ve always dreamed of.

🔥 BDSM & Roleplay – Dom, sub, switch—who’s cumming today?

🔥 Double penetration (DP) – Because one is never enough.

🔥 Messy fun & pranks – Ever wanted to shoot fake cum across the room? Now’s your chance.

Keeping It Clean

After the fun, cleaning is a must. Use warm water, sex toy cleaner, and a pipe cleaner to flush out the internal tubing. Let it air dry completely before storing. A clean dildo is a happy dildo!

Ready to Get Busted?

If you’re curious to try one out, check out our collection at BeastGasm—where orgasms get wild. Whether you’re looking for your first squirting dildo or want an upgrade, we’ve got the perfect tool to satisfy your cravings.